Illegal alien sex PERV now back in US legally! aka Judge gone wild

The gist is that "Jane Doe" enters Edwards Hospital in Naperville, IL for a surgical procedure following a miscarriage. The poor woman is spread-eagled, in stirrups, UNCONSCIOUS, with her whoo-ha exposed. In walks illegal alien Jose Rostro, promoted from janitor to surgery tech (I kid you not!) and proceeds to take digital photos of her whoo-ha.

So the case goes to court and the Judge rules: Hospital Not Responsible for Lewd Photos Taken of Unconscious Patient!!

The hospital KNEW he was illegal:

Jose C. Rostro, who used two different names, Social Security numbers, addresses and other information when he applied for employment.

And the Judge buys this argument:

Attorney for Edward, Margaret Unger, successfully argued the hospital could not have prevented the crime from occurring."There is no logical connection between being an undocumented worker and committing a sexual perverse-type crime," Unger said before Elsner late last year according to court transcripts. "This so-called criminal attack was not reasonably foreseeable to Edward Hospital."

Are you freaking kidding me?!?!? If Jose hadn't been hired because he's ILLEGAL, he wouldn't have been there to take whoo-ha photos.

Oh, and the clincher:

Although Rostro was never charged with the fraud committed on his application at Edward, he was deported Nov. 4, 2005, to his native country of Mexico within days of being found guilty on the misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and unauthorized videotaping.Less than a year had passed before Rostro was able to return to the U.S., this time by legal means.

America, land of opportunity. WhooooHaaaaa!