Adam Gadahn: From Goat Boy to Fat Boy

Dude!

Try a diet soda or something - you are FAT!

And the tearing up the passport stunt - FOFL! Total drama QUEEN.

It's time for YOU, Adam, to repent....oh...and go on a diet too.

Adam Gadahn, Al-Qaeda Vid Coming Soon

Adam Goatboy with-the-fake-accent Gadahn Perlman's upcoming boring tape.

The militant group Al Qaeda announced Thursday the imminent arrival of a new video message from American-born Islamist Adam Gadahn, making it the first message from the organization in 2008.

"Coming soon by the will of God, an invitation to reflection and repentance," read the banner produced by al-Sahab, Al Qaeda's media wing, and displayed on a militant Web site.

Yawn.